The Ugly Truth

A British, an American and an Iranian died and all went to hell

The British said:
I miss England;
I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there....
He called and talked for about 5 minutes...
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call?

The devil goes five million dollars...

Five million dollars!!!

He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair....


The American was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to call the United States , I want to see how everybody is doing Too....

He called! And talked for about 10 minutes, and then he said:
well, devil how much do I owe you! For the phone call?

The devil goes ten million dollars...

Ten million dollars!!!!! ! He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his Chair...

The Iranian was extremely jealous too...
He starts screaming and Screaming, I want to call Iran too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to everybody...

He called Iran and he talked for about twenty hours,
He was talking and talking and talking

Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call?

The devil goes:
One dollar...

ONLY ONE DOLLAR?!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !

The devil goes: yes, well...
From hell to hell, it's local !!!!

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